Al Gore Serves Endangered Fish
August 27th, 2007
This bit of gossip is too rich, in so many ways. Just in from SOSF media watchers is the news that Al “The Carbon Foot Prince” Gore served up endangered Chilean sea bass at his daughter’s wedding rehearsal dinner. From the London Daily Mail (here):
Eco-warrior Al Gore serves up endangered fish at daughter’s party
Daily Mail, 18th July 2007
Only a week after Live Earth, eco-warrior Al Gore didn’t do much for his green credentials when he shocked fellow environmentalists by serving up an endangered fish at his daughter’s wedding rehearsal dinner.The former US vicepresident provided 75 guests with Chilean sea bass - one of the world’s most threatened fish species.
Gore, 59, who created the climate change documentary An Inconvenient Truth, sampled a sixcourse tasting menu at Beverly Hills’ Crustacean restaurant which included the sea bass - also known as Patagonian toothfish…
It is known as one of the world’s most endangered species of fish. Evidently a fact not known by the Gores.
Now now, Daily Mailers. Let’s not jump to conclusions. Al Gore is no dummy. Look, if he was a dummy, why would so many people have voted for him in 2000? Why would so many worship his teachings today? Nope, Al knew the entrée was a T&E rare delicacy; that’s why he wanted to eat the damn things.
Here is a pic of Al Gore as he is about to eat an endangered species:

Whoops. That was the main course, a Patagonian toothfish. Our bad.
No news yet on what the guests chowed down on at the actual wedding. We were thinking a nice stir fry of Komodo dragon, spotted owl, and snail darter would have been appropriate.
August 27th, 2007 at 9:15 pm
Mike:
It says in your blog bio that you are a biometrician. I understand that to mean that you use numbers to measure and otherwise describe life, and particularly in your instance, forest life. Is that correct, or pretty close?
If so, I have a question for you: is a footprint a reasonable measure for considering personal carbon use throughout a lifetime? Our feet usually remain almost exactly the same size from our late teen years until we stop walking, no matter what we do. No matter what types of light bulbs we buy, cars we drive, or fatty foods or endangered species we might eat during our life, our footprint remains about the same.
Does that seem right? Shouldn’t a measure over time be able to reflect change? If so, wouldn’t a more reasonable measure be a buttprint, which really does seem to measure food intake and methods of locomotion pretty good over the course of time. What I’d like to know is: what is Algore’s Carbon Buttprint?
Thank you for taking the time to consider this question, and keep up the good work!
August 27th, 2007 at 9:23 pm
Sue, That is absolutely correct. As a biometrician I measure life. And mortality, which is a fundament aspect of life. So you could call me an occasional bio-mortician.
I am mortified at your suggestion that I measure Al’s buttprint, however. Not my forte.
Recent news reports have variously blamed moose, cows, and beavers for increasing methane emissions, in the case of the first two, via flatulence. As a professional biometrician, I wonder how the data is collected.
Does it involve tubes and canisters? How is that done? Hard to imagine. A wild moose? As I said, not my forte.
August 29th, 2007 at 8:21 am
From the Wall Street Journal, Aug 29, 2007; Page A14
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB118835472067611877.html
August 29th, 2007 at 8:29 am
Also at WSJ this AM was this article which I enjoyed:
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB118826947048110677.html?mod=most_viewed_day
It’s all about the Paw’s, Ma and Pa Paw, and little Winkle Paw. The Paw’s give one pause. They live in boxes, little boxes, little boxes made of ticky-tack, and they all look just the same.
They workee in the laundlee. No tickee, no laundlee. They laundler money for Hillary.
Fascinating and tragi-comic.
Looks like Hsu put the bite on Winkle. This is how America works, people. At a level of absurdity that hurts.