Incineration Bear, Smokey’s Evil Twin
August 31st, 2007 Mike
A Science Article Review of:
Be careful what you wish for: the legacy of Smokey Bear, 2007, Geoffrey H Donovan (USDA Forest Service Pacific Northwest Research Station) and Thomas C Brown (USDA Forest Service Rocky Mountain Research Station), Front Ecol Environ 2007; 5(2): 73–79, The Ecological Society of America, www.frontiersinecology.org (Full text here):
By Mike Dubrasich, SOS Forests
Introduction
There has been a terrible and catastrophic secret takeover in the US Forest Service; Smokey Bear has been assassinated and replaced by his evil twin, Incineration Bear. The “science” article under review is the work of Incineration Bear, as is much of the latest Federal forest and fire policy.
Incineration Bear has the USFS under his paw now, and that includes the research neck, as well as most of the rest of that bureaucracy.
The late, great, Smokey Bear wished to protect our forests from fire. Incineration Bear wishes to burn our forests to oblivion.
Incineration Bear does not advocate a new, moderate, middle way approach. Far from it. Incineration Bear is extremist in his insistent demands for holocaust, he worships at the altar of catastrophic megafire, and he lives in the city, not in the forest, of which he knows nothing and cares nothing about.
Incineration Bear is a trained bear on a chain who dances for urban zoo gapers. It is an ungainly and awkward dance, too, a spectacle of shame.
The article under review is not so much science as a political manifesto. Science requires some comportment with real world facts. Political manifestos do not, and indeed one of the telling characteristics of political manifestos is the wide berth they give to facts.

